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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour .’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’
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Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband: ‘ Su re! What are my choices?’
Wife : ‘Yes or no.’
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Wife : ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’
Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
Wife : ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’
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Stress Reliever Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy : ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles..’
Girl : ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
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Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’
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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘ Ho ney,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’
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A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humour!’

Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on’
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: ‘Your Ho rse phoned !!!

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My daily life very much attached to internet, without internet, I will be very bored in office hour. I love to use search engine to source for the things I want. Be it doing comparison for the item I wish to purchase or reviews certain products that is in my wish list. Usually I will search for best web directory first, before start doing my next step like comparing or reviewing. Web directory is very useful to those who use internet service very frequent. From the list, they can easily find the web they need as well as the useful information that they wish to look for.

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AED stands for automated external defibrillator. It is a portable electronic device that automatically diagnoses the potentially life threatening cardiac arrhythmias of ventricular fibrillation and ventricular tachycardia in a patient,[1] and the amazing part is it is able to treat them through defibrillation, the application of electrical therapy which stops the arrhythmia, allowing the heart to reestablish an effective rhythm.

I learn from Wikipedia that AED is designed to use for the layman, and it is taught in many first aid, first responder and basic life support level CPR classes too.

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真正愛你的男人-大冰腳貼在他大腿弄暖，他即使很冷，也不會把妳腳踢開的人。

真正愛你的男人-一起去大賣場買東西，總是比妳多提兩大袋，還要空出手牽妳的人。

真正愛你的男人-逛街，總是從頭到尾『良性勸導』妳不要亂花錢的人。

真正愛你的男人-月經來，抓到妳偷吃紅豆冰，會很生氣罵妳的人。

真正愛你的男人-妳生大病，他卻比你還要辛苦的人。

真正愛你的男人-出門前，妳相信他的眼光多於鏡子的一個人。

真正愛你的男人-吵完架做錯事，還會厚臉皮跑來牽妳手的人。

真正愛你的男人-沒事一定會窩在妳家，有事還是窩在妳家，讓妳開始懷疑他是不是沒有朋友的人。

真正愛你的男人-最喜歡看妳開心的大笑，然後也對著妳傻笑的人。

真正愛你的男人-漏接妳電話，就會打爆妳手機的人。

真正愛你的男人-養妳吃飯、養妳看電影、養妳買小東西，動不動就開始為以後練習怎樣包養妳的人。

真正愛你的男人-最害怕聽到妳啜泣，只要聽到妳哭，還是會不辭千里的飛奔到妳身邊的人。

真正愛你的男人-偷偷的為妳做了很多事，卻從來不和你邀功的人。

真正愛你的男人-已經認為自己的手臂是枕頭的人。

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Seem like society now very concern about education for younger generation. Every now and then you can see advertisement like promoting their student loan when come to graduation period. Some even interest free for selected candidates. Some will offer working contract for 2-3 years or even up to 5 years also got, depending what course you apply for.

How nice if my time also got this kind of offer, so that my mom no need to worry about my college fee when come to semester break. Lucky my second sis did support me in financial mode. I do owed her though.

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印度的小學生九九乘法表是從1 背到19(→19×19乘法 )，

不過您知道印度人是怎麼記 11到19 的數字嗎？
我是看了下面這本書之後才恍然大悟的。

「印度式計算訓練」
2007年 6月 1 0日第一版第 6刷發行株式會社晉遊社 發售
介紹了加減乘除的各種快速計算方法，

不過在這裡我只介紹印度的九九乘法。因為實在太神奇了！！

下面的數字跟說明都是引用該書P.44 的例子。

請試著用心算算出下面的答案：
13 X 12 = ？
(被乘數) (乘數 )
印度人是這樣算的。
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第一步：
先把被乘數(13)跟乘數的個位數 (2)加起來
13 + 2 = 15

第二步：
再把被乘數的個位數(3)乘以乘數的個位數 (2)
2 X 3 = 6

第三步：
然後把第一步的答案乘以10(→也就是說後面加個 0 )

之後再加上第二步的答案就行了
15 X 10 + 6 = 156
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就這樣，用心算就可以很快地算出11X11 到19X19了喔。這真是太神奇了！

我們試著演算一下
14×13：
(1) 14+3＝17
(2) 17×10＝170
(3) 4×3＝12
(4) 170+12＝182

真的是耶，好簡單喔
怎不早點讓我知道呢
這對我這種只會個位數加個位數的人真是一大福音!!

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Beware when using credit card to fill petrol.

Just got to know about this case through a friend that this thing actually happened to one of his co-workers.

She used her credit card to purchase gas at the pump (like most of us do).

She received her receipt like normal. However, when she checked her statement, there were two RM50 charges added in addition to her purchase.

Upon investigation, she found out that because she did not press the ‘CLEAR’ button on the pump, the employee inside the store was able to use her card to purchase his/her own gas! To keep this from happening, after you get your receipt, you must press the ‘CLEAR’ button or your information will be stored until the next customer inserts their card.

Be sure to tell all your friends/family so that this doesn’t happen to them!

Pressing the clear button is a must whenever your have the transactions, wherenever, whenever and every time.

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Can a married couple held again their marriage party? I mean just party, not the wedding ceremony. I believe nowadays many lovely couples practice celebrating their wedding anniversary on the date ya. I wish to do this one day too. Perhaps when we reach 10 years anniversary, then we can go for photo shooting, wearing the wedding gown, and take pictures together with our kids. Wow….how lovely ya!

I also think of to go for cancun destination weddings when we reach either 10 or 20 years anniversary. At that time, I think we are able to go just the 2 of us, instead of the kids tagging along.

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